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Monday, May 5, 2008

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Question: What do a woman, a tornado and a hurricane have in common?
Answer: They all get the house!

One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?"

Peter thought for a second then said "Yeah I guess I would".

Then his the wife asked, "well would you have her as your golfing partner?"

Peter replied, "yep I probably would do that too".

"But surely you wouldn't give her my clubs?!", she cried.

Peter looked at her and said, "Nah, she is left handed."

1 Comments:

Blogger santé said...

funny.. thank's

February 22, 2014 at 3:11 AM  

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